Why you will never know how to understand women

Why you will never know how to understand women

The secret of how to understand women. Much has been made about the inability to understand women. There are many different theories about this, and suggestions range from them being of a different species, to coming from a different planet, to having smaller brains....
Why your lists might stop you going places

Why your lists might stop you going places

Why your lists might stop you going places. One small step… in high heels. There has always been much debate about man going to the moon. To my mind, there is no issue. It’s hardly rocket science. Well, some of it is, but overall, it’s not as if it’s...
Is multitasking really the difference between men and women?

Is multitasking really the difference between men and women?

The difference between men and women. Getting it right. If only a woman had the brain of an ant. I can hear the sharp intake of breath, shrieks of indignation and stiffly worded replies being written already, but, it is not quite what it seems. Let me explain.  ...
Trouble and Toilet Training

Trouble and Toilet Training

Trouble and toilet training. To pee, or not to pee. Where, is the question! They say size isn’t everything, but we do seem rather obsessed with it. Men can regularly be heard expressing their wish to ‘slip her a good eight inches’. Women are equally...
The pleasures of a pamper session

The pleasures of a pamper session

You can’t beat a good old pamper session. Peace. The bathroom is a great place for quiet contemplation, and despite everyone’s best efforts to talk to me through the bathroom door, I try to work on the principle that it is the one place in the house where I can...
What’s that noise? Apparently, it’s ME!

What’s that noise? Apparently, it’s ME!

Am I really that noisy? The look I received from Rachel told me I was doing something wrong. It is not uncommon for her to question the noises I make, whether it be eating like a pig, breathing too loudly or just standing at an unacceptable volume, but all I was doing...