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At The Writers Cycling Time-Trials today, there were mixed results for the Plagiarists team.
At The Writers Cycling Time-Trials today, there were mixed results for the Plagiarists team.
With members taking both first, and last place…
Just watched two women in short skirts, flashing their knickers and shouting “Whore!” at each other
Just watched two women in short skirts, flashing their knickers and shouting “Whore!” at each other for an hour.
Wetherspoons? No, Wimbledon.
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The next meeting of the Predictive Text Appreciation Society
The next meeting of the Predictive Text Appreciation Society will be held tomato in the town hell.
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I’ve just started the latest Hollywood celebrity diet.
I’ve just started the latest Hollywood. Today, I had gluten free bacon, dairy free beer, and no added sugar on my sausages.
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End single use – use a bag for life
End single use – use a bag for life
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A place for everything and everything in its place
A place for everything and everything in its place
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The top 3 excuses for not completing a task are
The top 3 excuses for not completing a task are
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NATURE – A definition of the ecosystem in which we live.
NATURE (n) The self-replicating sustainable system dismantled to create a manmade temporary alternative.
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Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream – Marketing masterclass – the art of patronising one’s patrons.
Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream. What's in a name? The decision by Heinz to consider changing the name of its 'Salad Cream' to 'Sandwich Cream' is somewhat perplexing. They claim that a name change is appropriate because the name no longer "fairly...
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The Royal Wedding will change weddings forever, but what about that address?
The Royal Wedding. The Dress. After an eternity of Royal Wedding fever, we can now relax, content in the afterglow of a spectacular day. The weather was wonderful, the royal correspondents were at their fawning sycophantic best, and the dress was white, long, and...
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What women want. The secret of relationships.
What women want. Uncountable man-hours of speculation and research have gone into discovering what women want. Getting an understanding of the female mind is said to be as impossible as getting out of a TalkTalk contract, and it's thought to be cloaked in mystery....
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