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At The Writers Cycling Time-Trials today, there were mixed results for the Plagiarists team.
With members taking both first, and last place…
Just watched two women in short skirts, flashing their knickers and shouting “Whore!” at each other for an hour.
Wetherspoons? No, Wimbledon.read more
The next meeting of the Predictive Text Appreciation Society will be held tomato in the town hell.read more
I’ve just started the latest Hollywood. Today, I had gluten free bacon, dairy free beer, and no added sugar on my sausages.read more
End single use – use a bag for liferead more
A place for everything and everything in its placeread more
The top 3 excuses for not completing a task areread more
NATURE (n) The self-replicating sustainable system dismantled to create a manmade temporary alternative.read more
Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream – Marketing masterclass – the art of patronising one’s patrons.
Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream. What's in a name? The decision by Heinz to consider changing the name of its 'Salad Cream' to 'Sandwich Cream' is somewhat perplexing. They claim that a name change is appropriate because the name no longer "fairly...read more
The Royal Wedding. The Dress. After an eternity of Royal Wedding fever, we can now relax, content in the afterglow of a spectacular day. The weather was wonderful, the royal correspondents were at their fawning sycophantic best, and the dress was white, long, and...read more
What women want. Uncountable man-hours of speculation and research have gone into discovering what women want. Getting an understanding of the female mind is said to be as impossible as getting out of a TalkTalk contract, and it's thought to be cloaked in mystery....read more