Category: Observation
The secret revealed – How to move forward in life by getting a green light.
How to move on in life. Some people have importance written all over them, others feel the...
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The way to improve your work (featuring Kanye West).
How to improve your work. There is a line of thought that suggests the way to improve your work is...
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Why you should stop leaving comments on the internet.
Leaving comments on the internet is failing as a form of communication. Our forefathers...
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Hedgehog Awareness Week – A message from celebrity hedgehog ambassador, Henry the Hedgegnome.
Hedgehog Awareness Week. In his capacity as a celebrity hedgehog ambassador, Henry the...
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Searching for Google and a new look at SEO.
Not the Google SEO we all know and get confused by. We are all conditioned to think that...
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How your attention span can influence the world
How to write content for the modern attention span. We’ve all done it. We turn on the tv and start...
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$100m to make you the perfect burger.
Why spending $100m to find aliens will make you the perfect burger. Perfect Burgers. There haven’t...
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How to increase sales. What price do you put on your imagery and does it match your product?
Imagery. The art of sales. What price do you put on your imagery and does it match your product?...
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Some lessons and rules of Six Nations rugby.
Six Nations rugby. We are now halfway through the Six Nations Championship and for those of you...
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Is multitasking really the difference between men and women?
The difference between men and women. Getting it right. If only a woman had the brain of an ant. I...
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Feed the birds and do not feed the birds.
Feed the birds. ‘Tits like coconuts’ might sound like the perfect prompt for...
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Should I use swear words in my blog (or in my life).
By its very nature this blog contains words. If offended by words, please look away now. MIND YOUR...
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Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream – Marketing masterclass – the art of patronising one’s patrons.
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The Royal Wedding will change weddings forever, but what about that address?
The Royal Wedding. The Dress. After an eternity of Royal Wedding fever, we can now relax, content in the afterglow of a spectacular day. The weather was wonderful, the royal correspondents were at their fawning sycophantic best, and the dress …Read More »
What women want. The secret of relationships.
What women want. Uncountable man-hours of speculation and research have gone into discovering what women want. Getting an understanding of the female mind is said to be as impossible as getting out of a TalkTalk contract, and it’s thought to …Read More »
The sounds of Christmas – Do they know it’s Christmas? Bono’s new Christmas album.
The sounds of Christmas. The sounds of Christmas endure the test of time, and the memory of them lingers long after the event. The sound of the kids ripping open presents at four in the morning will stay with you …Read More »
The definitive guide to jeans – how to wear your denim this season.
The definitive guide to jeans. Setting trends. There are numerous names and phrases that spring to mind when talking about fashion. Mary Quant, Yves Saint Laurent, the mini skirt, the little black dress, le smoking jacket, I could go on, but …Read More »