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Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream – Marketing masterclass – the art of patronising one’s patrons.
Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream. What’s in a name? The decision by Heinz to...
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The Royal Wedding will change weddings forever, but what about that address?
The Royal Wedding. The Dress. After an eternity of Royal Wedding fever, we can now relax, content...
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What women want. The secret of relationships.
What women want. Uncountable man-hours of speculation and research have gone into discovering what...
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The sounds of Christmas – Do they know it’s Christmas? Bono’s new Christmas album.
The sounds of Christmas. The sounds of Christmas endure the test of time, and the memory of them...
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The definitive guide to jeans – how to wear your denim this season.
The definitive guide to jeans. Setting trends. There are numerous names and phrases that spring to...
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The secret revealed – How to move forward in life by getting a green light.
How to move on in life. Some people have importance written all over them, others feel the...
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Why moving house is so stressful.
The stress of moving house. As soon as you mention that you are moving house, someone will tell...
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Child safety and the danger of the school run.
Child safety and the future of mankind. I have written before about the hardships of life as...
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The way to improve your work (featuring Kanye West).
How to improve your work. There is a line of thought that suggests the way to improve your work is...
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Why you should stop leaving comments on the internet.
Leaving comments on the internet is failing as a form of communication. Our forefathers...
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Hedgehog Awareness Week – A message from celebrity hedgehog ambassador, Henry the Hedgegnome.
Hedgehog Awareness Week. In his capacity as a celebrity hedgehog ambassador, Henry the...
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Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream – Marketing masterclass – the art of patronising one’s patrons.
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What women want. Uncountable man-hours of speculation and research have gone into discovering what women want. Getting an understanding of the female mind is said to be as impossible as getting out of a TalkTalk contract, and it’s thought to …Read More »
The sounds of Christmas – Do they know it’s Christmas? Bono’s new Christmas album.
The sounds of Christmas. The sounds of Christmas endure the test of time, and the memory of them lingers long after the event. The sound of the kids ripping open presents at four in the morning will stay with you …Read More »
The definitive guide to jeans – how to wear your denim this season.
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